Ah, where to begin with the unmitigated disaster that is Touchstone Lofts? It is with great indignation that I recount my woeful experience with this thoroughly incompetent outfit. Let it be known that their so-called "services" have left me fuming like a tea kettle left too long on the hob.
First and foremost, the VELUX windows they installed—nay, botched—are broken and refuse to close properly. Yes, you heard me correctly. My loft now serves as a wind tunnel, exposing my home to the elements, all thanks to their shoddy craftsmanship. Rainwater dribbles in as though invited, leaving me to question whether I hired loft converters or amateur saboteurs.
And their response when I reported this disgrace? Utterly appalling! Rudeness of the highest order, delivered with the sort of arrogance one would expect from a butcher reprimanding a vegetarian. They were dismissive, unhelpful, and shockingly cavalier about rectifying their mistakes.
But alas, the incompetence does not end there. The electrical work in my loft failed its safety test—FAILED! One shudders to think of the hazards they’ve introduced into my home. Sparks may fly on Bonfire Night, but I certainly don’t expect them behind my walls.
Touchstone Lofts has left me with a loft conversion that is neither functional nor safe, and a deep-seated mistrust for their ilk. If you value your time, money, and sanity, avoid this company as one avoids a rainstorm without an umbrella. A disgrace to their trade
